Deputy Parrish is probably an angel or a were-unicorn or something else equally wonderful.
Everyone’s freaking out over Parrish and what he is and everyone’s saying Banshee and Fairy and I’m just sitting in my little corner with a cardboard sign that I’ve scrawled on with markers reading, “Maybe he’s a Siren?”
He was drawn to Beacon Hills, and was exactly what the Sheriff’s Department needed. He was good with people, personable, able to defuse a bomb if he had to, and knew exactly what to say to Meredith.
So I’m leaning toward Siren on this one.
The benefactor is jealous about how flawless Jordan Parrish is and that’s why he’s on the list.
Lool Parrish playing everyone
Acting like he Don’t know shit
He knows you’s a banshee
He knows you’s a true alpha
He know’s about dem oni’s
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
SO I REMEMBERED SEEING A VIDEO ON HERE ABOUT GORDON RAMSAY SHOWING HOW TO PROPERLY COOK EGGS. I WANTED EGGS FOR DINNER, SO I LOOKED UP THE VIDEO AND MADE THEM.
I TWEETED GORDON ABOUT IT AND I GOT A RESPONSE
NOT ONLY DID I GET A RESPONSE, BUT I GOT A COMPLIMENT. HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THAT?
many years I’ve been looking for a way to properly measure someone’s level of success in life and I think I’ve found it
Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction
It’s common courtesy, geez people!
What if I start posting shit and don’t tag it? Huh?
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”